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The ultimate question

He’s into mischief making, twarting lies, and casting spells
I see, from his expression, that boy’s charming me as well
He’s into old black magic, new tricks by the firelight
He’s got a new set of plans for every day and night

He’ll make you disobey your father and get banished down to Earth
He’ll toy with your emotions, and he’ll woo you with a smirk
‘Til he shows to you his worth! (Come on!)

Upside, inside out! He’s livin’ la vida Loki!
He’ll jump and smack you down, livin’ la vida Loki.
His hair is black as night, and his intentions are rather smoky.
HE DOES WHAT HE WANTS! Livin’ la vida Loki

Woke up on a place called Midgard, in the middle of the night
He took my hammer, said good riddance
Well I guess he’s won this fight

He never drinks the ale but asks for only the best wine
He duplicates and tricks, and will send shivers up your spine
‘Cause that Loki, he’s so fiiiine! (Aw yeah!)

Upside, inside out! He’s livin’ La vida Loki!
He’ll fight and take you down! Livin’ la vida Loki!
His eyes are forest green, and they’ll own you indefinitely!
He will make you swoon! Livin’ la vida Loki!

He let go of the Bifrost and came crashing down to Earth
He’ll make you live his crazy life and he’ll blow up half the land
‘Til he’s the only one that stands! (Oh yeah!)

Upside, inside out! He’s livin’ la vida Loki!
The Avengers don’t stand a chance! Livin’ la vida Loki!
He’ll put on his horned helm, and he’ll blow up Salem City!
He will rule us all! Livin’ la vida Loki!

Upside, inside out! He’s livin’ la vida Loki!
He’ll jump and smack you down, livin la vida Loki.
Put on that green cape, and conquer all the cities!
HE DOES WHAT HE WANTS! Livin’ la vida Loki!

 

…Now RevScott KNEEL AT MY FEET as I must read to you from the 2* book of the law. I’m about to give you a year and a day to prove yourself a worthy priest and finish the plastering and the painting in my hallway for free.